Punani

Hey stupid blog readers, why aren't you reading my blog more?

Sorry, momentary lapse.

Anyways, I'm on the verge of breakdown.. I think I'm gonna kill myself.
To someone, I am so sorry for what I've done to you, I know I shouldn't come up with lame excuses, it was entirely my fault, I should have known better. I didn't mean to scam you, but just give me back my 25 points and you can keep the rest you know. I know I shouldn't have done that to you, but you were pushing my buttons too and you know that! Don't deny bitch. You're such a mean f*ck yourself! Stop pin pointing! Like hey! At least I wasn't the one who cheated on DragonLancer to have cyber sex with Gozilla69! SO HAH! Jokes on you. You two timed DL, I was going to tell him, thankfully I have enough perseverance to put up with your crap and smelling your sh*t.

No.. really.. I'm sorry, forgive me.. just gimmie back my 25 points... please... pretty please...

p/s: Say hi to your Frog for me.

Bye.

Hello freaks, how's your weekend been? Mine was kindda weird. An ex colleague IMed me on MSN to ask me if she could borrow some money. And guess what I replied??



Till the next.

p/s: why in the bloody hell do you call yourself princess? or people call u Princess? seriously.. what's wrong with the people who call you that?

I HATE!

I hate guys who chase after you, and then stop chasing.. like.. wtf?

Usually, if he stops chasing, I'll start chasing.. and if he shows no signs of interest at all, then I'll just stop chasing altogether. Stupid, if you want me, you should do all the chasing!

I hate guys who don't know how to say good bye properly! Be it a phone conversation, MSN or whatever.

I was having this conversation with an idiot, and in the middle of our conversation, he went offline, without saying goodbye... what an asshole.

I hate guys who are chasing you and is chasing someone else too. I'm not trying to act like we're together, but make up your mind already, bitch.

You know what I want from you?

I want you.

So take it or leave it.

That simple!

Some lunch pictures of some of my colleagues..

Eric, perasan macho :P

This is cili padi, and the only person who would this to her food is...

is herself.. Charlotte. You would think she's Malay, Chinese or Indian for having that much cili padi in her soup , but no.. she's white..

This is Yarzar, no.. he is not Malay. He's Burmese. And he's weird. He likes playing with his food, and he has no hair.

He sits not too far from me, but we like talking to each other on IM. You know, he's pretty disturbed.. please click to enlarge.

Later days Mofos!

Bewitched

Ever since I stopped watching the Barclay's Premier League, Liverpool is foredoom to failure... I swear.

I started watching it last night and they kicked ManchesterCow's loser ass.. 2-0.

iM EGG ZAI TED! But why am I not cheering in awe in the office? Cause that would be dumb, idiot.

Anyways, I have revived SawadeeCup.. my very own Fantasy Football league, where I used to invite fellow football fans like Martin and Hafiz (who suffers from a delusional disorder, he thinks Fantasy Football is real) and other geeks to put their mad fantasy football skills to good use on the internet (and in hopes that they will slack away like me, so we can all be losers in life)

It's also a platform for me to improve my fantasizing skills.. my once mad skills is now shit.. while doing myself, I was fantasizing a spider.


Anyways, I have come up with my own DoriaHow (this did not derive from wikihow! I swear! Who u calling a copy cat??!! bitch)

How To Still Make The Guy You Have A Massive Crush On Want You?

Follow these 3 steps.

1. If the both of you are spending the weekend together, do not and by all means DO NOT sleep with him.

2. If he's still playing hard to get, cry.

3. Cry.


Remember to not throw yourself at his feet, or he's gonna have you confused for a slut. Yes I know you don't look like one, but men are stupid. It's the brutal truth

If he's not giving you the time of day, Eff it. As much as you want him to be the reason for you to scream and explode in the intensity of orgasmic pleasures, don't. Go find someone else, or stay with your present beau, stop cheating already! Slut.

Now go get a life, mofo.



You know, its his loss....

Greener Pastures

First week at work, and I'm rather bemused by the repressed memories I had with my previous company that I used to work with.. why? Cause I find the people here to be more "real" & interesting.. (Nuffies will always have my heart though, its hard to explain). For starters, almost half the team smoke and the other half indulge themselves in the delusively believed paradise propagated by psychedelic substances. You didn't hear this from me.

Yarzar is Burmese, and if you don't already know.. I made a lot of Burmese friends back in the hay day, and I must hand it to them for funniest accent in human history (the Indian accent will always be the second to none, though.. respect to my brother who is half Indian, hehe at least you don't have a funny accent Frank) .. but Yarzar, on the other hand, sounds.. African American..

LOOK! I don't know where the F he got his accent from! But one things for sure.. he has never lived in the States and he doesn't even watch MTV to begin with, which led me to a whole new level of brain confusion, a cut above the last. And when I asked him, how did he come around with such an accent.. he replied this..

"friends man.."

hmm, We live in Malaysia you know.. and I'm pretty sure we speak Manglish, dude.

Anyways.. I had a couple or more unsettling conversation with him, and one of it goes something like this..


Yarzar: So where do you live?

me: Oh, Pantai Hillpark, I live alone.

Yarzar: Damn, I heard a woman jumped off the building or some'in, right?

me: Gee man thanks for the insight.

Now I'm gonna tell you about Eric, he sits next to me.. well at least for now until my supposed boss comes in to work next week..
Wait, actually, I don't have to tell you much about Eric, you go figure this one out.

Eric: Guess how old am I?

me: 25?

Eric: Really? Really? I'm 24!

me: Wow you're so young!

Eric: Yeah, I have baby face right?

me: Oh my gawd, you're so full of yourself..

proceeded with his all in seriousness expression

Eric: No no, really, I have baby face one, I look younger than you.

me in my head: cibai this guy so full of himself.


Eric lights a cigarette, and adjourned his oral fixation with another cancer stick just a couple of minutes after his last one..

me: My gawd, you're such a chain smoker.

Eric: Eh! How come you know I'm a chain smoker one?

me: Cause I saw you quickly litting up another stick after your last one?

me in my head: hmmm.. duh?



two words: mental abuse

Cupcake.

I've been so buzy with work, my social life is almost non existent.

Yesterday, RedMummy.com gave the Nuffnang team cupcakes for Raya..

Here's a picture I took..


Went back home with a terrible stomach ache, I must have downed 5 or 10 of those.

Just a little insight on what has been happening to me..

Last week marked the second year of our relationship. My boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at Palate Palatte and subsequently find ourselves extending the night at Frangipani's gay bar with my cousin and best friend.

We had a big fight on the night itself too, because of something stupid.. yet again. Can you give it a guess? YUP! It all started with a little tete a tete with a gay guy I had.. who was clearly homo hands down! My bf got so upset he gave me a silent treatment and stormed off. A dude with dyed hair, make up and plucked eye brows coming on to me? He should have known better than to have converted the code wrongly. The whole incident was quite bizarre to say the least.

Speaking of cupcakes for Raya, spent my holidays fruitfully. Initially, I had planned to go to Melaka but someone didn't like the idea of driving there, considering the severity of accident rates and all, so it was nae for an answer. We stayed back and spent most of our time at the movies.. and shopping malls.. told you it was fruitful.

The last day of my Raya holiday, I prepared a simple beef steak at home.. for myself.. only.

Lonely, I was so lonely. I had nobody..

YESTERDAY! I followed Nick to a meeting yesterday and we had pizza as soon as the session was over.. there I was in the meeting room.. having pizza with future clients. Awkward the feeling it was, but all good I can't complain..

At night, did a little anticipating for Black Eyed Peas concert with Claudia at one of the stretch of alfresco-ish restaurants in between The Gardens and Midvalley. Yes, I had Italian for lunch AND dinner on the same day. I had Carbonara at Pizza Uno for lunch today too! No more Italian for the next 3 months, I swear.

This was my lunch today, couldn't finish it.. Had very heavy starters with some of the people from the DiGi team..


I'm going to watch Black Eyed Peas tonight, and to Genting Highlands after for hot chocolate.

At 21, I must say things are going pretty well for me. My lately manifested life's refinement, me not counting on my dad for allowances.. etc. As much as this line sounds like it has past the prime long long time ago, I am just going to say it.. I am beginning to see life in a whole new light!


I am just not good a writer even if my life depended on it, so that is why I cordially invite you to my dad's blog. He writes well, you can check his blog out here

--> wowoic.blogspot.com

Going Bonkers With DiGi Music Club

ZOMG, I remember downloading Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Backstreetboys, Westlife, Prodigy, LimpBizkit, Nirvana using Napster and it was the best feeling evar. Ask me to wait 2 hours for a song to be downloaded now and I'll die a virgin!

But with DiGi Music Club, you get to download unlimited songs at a cool speed and of course.. for free!!! I love free stuff, oh don't we all?

Come to think of it, not only will you NOT go to jail for downloading illegal music, you get to proudly "parade" your good taste in music to friends. We like to impress people we don't like. The world is just twisted like that.

OH right! If you have a BlackBerry or any other phone for that matter, you get to download unlimited music for RM5 only.. so technically, it is free when you think about it.. 5 bucks for unlimited download.. going bonkers yet?

You get to share your music with friends too.. sharing is caring people.. sharing free stuff is a win win situation.. a pleasant one! So share people.

Upon signing up, these are the privileges that you are entitled to and I am not even kidding..

1. You get to download unlimited music
2. Yoy get to create and share songs & playlists
3. You may download with your PC or Phone
4. NO DATA CHARGES for WAP browsing and downloads

And of course, a chance to meet THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS!

I swear, as soon as I heard about the ROUND TABLE SESSION WITH AAR! I died! I didn't have to think twice about signing up with DiGi Music Club.

All American Reject is like a cross between Green Day and The Cure, I'd do anything to meet the 2 in 1 awesomeness! And best of all, I am this close to marrying Tyson Ritter..





If you think you're hotter than I am and think that you will do his fame a better justice by marrying him, then sign up now for DiGi Music Club http://digimusic.com.my/

Fin.